Listen to My Dick. With message on back. 

Men's T-Shirt by American Apparel

Color

«
  • kelly green
  • pink
  • asphalt
  • gold
  • light blue
  • slate
  • turquoise
  • heather gray
  • white
  • olive
  • black
  • red
  • royal blue
  • navy
»
$ 42.55

"Fancy Tooth" Design. 

Baseball Cap

Color

  • white
  • black
  • red
  • navy
$ 27.49

My Dick's Warmness-Enhancing Body Cover 

Blanket

Color

  • heather gray
  • black
  • red
  • navy
One size
$ 40.99

Cool Hand Sweatshirt 

Men's Hoodie

Color

«
  • kelly green
  • heather gray
  • asphalt
  • white
  • forest green
  • burgundy
  • black
  • ash
  • red
  • royal blue
  • navy
»
$ 53.49

Official My Dick Halloween LadyPants® 

Women's Hip Hugger Underwear

Color

  • light pink
  • black
  • red
$ 14.99

The My Dick Official White T-Shirt 

Men's Organic T-Shirt

Color

  • moss green
  • white
  • black
  • navy
$ 29.99

My Dick Coffee Mug 

Coffee/Tea Mug

Color

  • white
One size
$ 22.98

My Dick "Safety First" Tablet Cover. 

iPad 2/3 Case

Color

  • white/black
One size
$ 27.98

My Dick Housepet Adornment Garment 

Dog Bandana

Color

  • white
  • black
One size
$ 23.99

My Dick's 'Special' Apron 

Adult Apron

Color

  • royalblue
  • green
  • white
  • black
  • red
One size
$ 43.99

Enjoy: My Dick for men! 

Men's T-Shirt

Color

«
  • fuchsia
  • orange
  • brown
  • purple
  • red
  • heather gray
  • royal blue
  • bright green
  • light oxford
  • white
  • khaki
  • burgundy
  • black
  • navy
  • powder blue
  • forest green
»
$ 34.49

Enjoy: My Dick for ladies! 

Women's Slim Fit T-Shirt by American Apparel

Color

«
  • mauve
  • kelly green
  • pink
  • lemon
  • brown
  • asphalt
  • gold
  • lavender
  • raspberry
  • light blue
  • turquoise
  • deep mint
  • heather gray
  • purple
  • white
  • black
  • red
  • royal blue
  • navy
»
$ 42.49